If this is love I don't wanna be loved

"Man am I glad there's this handy dandy reference guide for all these one off NPCs and their court names. It's too much to be expected to remember on my own. "

"Why don't you just check your map app? Or your mini map overlay? What? You have neither? Poor side character, it must not be available for hack writers turned canon fodder."

"Ooh, sure wish you could see this post I just tagged you in. It'd be so helpful. "

"Holy shiiiit bro, you should see what people are saying about how you died-- how EMBARRASSING." (sqq does not, in fact, know anything about sqh's death, but knows enough about airplane bro to be sure this comment would land)

"Oh maaan, you should see these new memes!" (Proceeds to invent a bunch of nonsense sqh is desperate to pretend he's in on)

"What? My peak's expense reports? Oh, I just enter them into my tax app, and it does it all automatically. So stress free." (In reality, lbh does them using his protag halo)

Then there's the one time airplane-juju looks at a flustered Cucumber-bro and asks why he doesn't just use the system's auto-ID feature to figure out which plants are papapaplants and which are the ones he's actually looking for. Does he LIKE risking his chrysanthemum? You can just say if you're into that bro, it'll save you lots of trouble. Sqq is all, haha, very funny, you finally caught on, but you can't troll me.

Except.

Except he's not trolling.

Instead of getting scenario pushers with the protagonist, sqh is offered system upgrades. He doesn't have the aura of the protag to protect him, so system gives him the option to upgrade so he can survive long enough to make sure the plot goes smoothly.

#separadas #con #comas

tookiepuff

Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan in all the Shen siblings fics :

#separadas #con #comas

mamapluto

All's I'm sayin is, Liu Qingge and Mobei-Jun would be SUCH a power couple. Don't get me wrong, moshang 4 lyfe, and I love me some liushen, but imagine. Tall, gorgeous, buff, sure, that's all of the main cast. But these are two true ride-or-die motherfuckers. They value NOTHING over loyalty. And theirs isn't twisted by obsession like Luo Binghe's, or based on weird ideas of debt like with Zhuzhi-Lang.

No, these two are slow af to trust, selective af when it comes to who they trust (can have one little human to trust, as a treat), and will kill for them without hesitation. Dedicate themselves to that person, without relinquishing their sense of self identity to it (YUE QINGYUAN) / becoming self sacrificing to the point of suicidality (Shen Yuan).

They also seem to be fairly evenly matched in terms of power?

Plus who doesn't love enemies-to-lovers / rivalry? We stick with our fandom staples in this house.

Fiery lqg, icy mbj.

Mbj can't fly, lqg seems to be the fastest flier of them all, and regularly carries others on his sword no problem

You can't tell me lqg doesn't like it at least a little rough 👀

Both communicate their feelings by stabbing them, it's perfect

Wedding proposal is extremely wordy, and is captured in full below:

Mm?

Mn.

Wow, so byooteefullz, liek if u crie everytiem??

~ secret relationship ~

Competing to see who can slay the most/ biggest monsters

Lgj would 100% not be a problem for lqg lmao

Lqg is too frank for ~ polite conversation ~ despite being a peak lord, but his brutal honesty is perfectly suited to the clever yet straightforward tactics respected by most demons

Lqg already wears all white, so he'd just look like a floating head in the snowbanks, and I just find that hilarious

Mobottom-Jun rights

Power couple

PowerBOTTOM couple

Both very confused by sqh and sqq, just in general

Tldr I don't care if it's hatefucking, papapaplot, rivalry, mob AU, rival spy AU, mystical creature AU, one night stand, marriage, soulmates, idefc, just gimme *grabby hands*

#separadas #con #comas

ok so im back on tumblr cause im into svsss and i need content of my babies. hello

jackmeatington

deadbirdlife

Harness training test went…chaotically well.

She doesn’t dislike having stuff put on her, so she’ll probably be pretty easy to train for a harness, buut on the other hand she thought it was a fun game to tug on the ribbon 😂

thebeakincarnate

cwote

look at how you’ve come and be motivated by how far you can still go. dont give up :))